Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Countryside Adventure

My last day in Rome was not very remarkable. I spent some time at the train station in the local shops. I bought a book in Italian to help me learn: "La Bussola D'Oro" ("The Golden Compass"). I have now got through the first paragraph... hmm... this may take some time.

The train ride to Chiusi was lovely. Finally got to see some real countryside. Lots of farms, vineyards and olive trees everywhere. The train dropped me off at Chiusi Scalo, where I spent an hour and a half waiting for my lift to the villa. The guys got mixed up when I said I was arriving at 14:50, they thought 4:50. Easy mistake to make. The drive to the villa was amazing however, as the little towns that one goes through are so different to anything I've seen. The only point of reference that I had was from the movies, and I felt like I was in one of the James Bond films. Octopussy I think, where they are driving around the Italian countryside in a sports car shooting at teach other. Each of these little towns are built on a hill, and based around some kind of castle or tower, which would protect the people in times of attack. Most of the buildings are very old, and made from stone or brick. The streets are cobbled and narrow, and because the town is on a hill, they go in every which direction. There is so much charm about these places, that for the most part are maintained with the integrity of the sense of time and setting.

The first day, we travelled to a working abbey which was built in the 10th century, with bona-fide monks! J___ had timed it so that we arrived just as the monks were starting a gregorian chant for the nona service! It was freezing cold inside the abbey, but the sound was so amazing, nothing I have heard is like it. The sound bounces around the abbey and seems to strike your ear from every direction at once. Once again, I felt the power and mystery of the church, and I could see how easy it would have been for people to believe in God. It is so different to any modern church. Nobody clapping hands, just monks chanting mysteriously in latin.

Christmas was spent eating some of the local specialità, like Gallonella, which is a very difficult dish involving a chicken with its guts ripped out, and then stuffed with various meats and fat. Sounds delicious, and it was! Also had tortellini braised in broth, as well as all kinds of cheeses and tasty snacks. For dessert, Panettone of course, as well as baked figs, chocolates and many other wonderful things. Later we drank port and watched movies on TV. I got spectacularly drunk drinking grappa, which is kind of like metho without the flavour, and as a result had a very sore head this morning when I left. Lucky Xmas only comes once a year.

Today I am in Firenze (Florence), and I am meeting with some friends tomorrow to have a look around.

A presto! Baaa...

Monday, December 24, 2007

The Story of Rome - Day 2

Today was the day that I travelled to one of the pillars of Catholicism: St. Peter's Basilica. Truly it is stupendous, and I had so much more of a sense of being a Catholic there (whatever that means). It's a bit like always seeing Wheel of Fortune on TV, but never actually being on the show. Well now it's like I have been on the show and I've spun top dollar. I had to pay to climb the 600 or so steps to the top of the basilica, but I was well rewarded with the most splendid view of Rome! Also, claustraphobics beware, as near the top of the cupola, the steps become so narrow and the slope of the roof bends you sideways, that it is quite unnerving. Both of your shoulders end up touching the walls, and there is no way back. Completely worth it though.

The basilica itself is the most spectacular thing that I have seen sofar. I mean, the Colosseum is amazing, but if it were my vote, then the basilica would be the next wonder of the world. I can't describe in words or with pictures the scope and immensity of it. Suffice to say that just to walk around the floor of the basilica took around half an hour. There are so many things to take in. every possible corner of space has been painted, carved or frescoed, and statues are everywhere! Truly, truly spectacular, on a scale I had never dreamed of.

If I were a sim in "The Sims" then my culture rating would have just jumped up two notches. As it is, my Cath-o-meter has risen, and the statistics now stand at:

Popes seen: 0
Cardinals seen: 0
Bishops seen: 0
Priests seen: 1 (In the train station)
Nuns seen: 5

Most of the nuns were manning (hehe..) the stores, licking stamps and instructing people not to bring coffee into the shop. Let me tell you, I've seen nuns, and I don't think these ones were pushovers. I felt like if I screwed up, a nuns hand would slap me across the face with the full force of the Catholic Church behind it. As it is, I just bought a postcard and tried not to break anything.

After that, I left the basilica and was trouncing through a souvenir shop, thinking about buying a vatican flag (5 euros? No way.). In the first shop I came to, I almost laughed out loud, as while I was checking out the Pope Benedict XVI plates, "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M. came on over the radio. The irony was totally lost on the sultry shopkeepers, who kept eyeing me with suspicion. Now that was totally worth the trip in itself! You can't buy that kind of irony.

Later on, I took gelato at the Trevi fountain (5 flavours: chocolate, pistachio, raspberry, mixed berries and pineapple). Which was spectacular, but packed with tourists and peddlers. By that time I was exhausted from all the climbing back at the basilica, so I retired back to the hotel, made some calls, bought another cheap bottle of Lambrusca and laid in bed eating biscotti and watching old movies in Italian.

Tomorrow I have to leave Rome, so I guess this is arrivaderci Roma per adesso. I hope to return one day, but tomorrow I go to discover the countryside in Tuscany, which I imagine will be a completely different experience. Ciao Roma!

Baaaa

Friday, December 21, 2007

The Story of Rome - Day 1

Veni, vedi, vici! I love Rome! It is a city like no other that I have spent time in.

I arrived yesterday, and have been speaking broken Italian ever since! I feel for the poor lady at the reception desk. She tries to talk to me in English, but I still spit Italian back at her. It's the fastest way to learn if I always speak it, I reason. What they say about learning a language in a country that speaks it is certainly true. it's as if someone has gone and stuck language labels all over everything. Treno... Farmacia... Fermata... Autobus... yay!

I must say that I am a little disappointed in the Romans, they seem very self-involved, and not so interested in talking to a foreigner struggling to communicate with them. But I suppose that is like most cities. Perhaps it is because I have only met Italians outside of Italy before, who have a different agenda. I expect that once I get out to Chiusi the people will be more amicable.

For those who have been wondering why there are not many photos uploaded since I arrived in London, the reason is because I lost my camera on the bus *sigh*. Luckily British Transport lost property department found it for me... *cheer*... the same day that I got on the plane for Rome. *sigh*. So I have been taking photos with my phone for the most part, but they won't be available until I get back to London, so I will add a stack of photos then.

Today I got up early, and after polishing off three courses at the breakfast buffet, I headed out to see the sights. First stop was the Colosseum, which is truly spectacular! It is the most amazing visible link with the Ancient Romans, and even today is a feat of engineering. It was difficult however to get a sense of time, as there was all kinds of modern objects amongst the ruin that interrupts that link with the past. I did feel it quite strongly though when I walking around the adjoining ruins, which were quiet, and in many parts somewhat untouched. Then I felt like a senator, walking to the forum. That was amazing.

Then it was off to the Spanish Steps for lunch, where I lay sprawled basking in the sun after eating a fresh panini. Ah happy days. Then it was off to a Renaissance art gallery near the Trevi Fountain. It was wonderful to see actual paintings which I had only ever seen in books, just hanging on the walls. And the scenes painted on the ceilings were incredible, one just looks up, and there, 20 metres above you is a depiction of God creating the angels, or Christ ascending into heaven. And the artworks themselves, sometimes the frame that holds them is more spectacular than the paintings themselves. There were portraits of Henry VIII and Thomas More, and famous pictures by Raphael. Mostly they were from the 16th Century. That's 200 years before Australia was discovered.

After that I took a long walk around, through the Circus Maximus, trying to get lost in the streets. I was surprised to find that there are still places in Rome that are beautiful, but where the only sound you hear is the sound of your own footsteps, and the echoes bouncing off the walls back at you, like a sonar shadow.

Pizza was on the menu for dinner, and now I have had a few glasses of Lambrusca, and am planning on getting some sleep. Tomorrow I conquer the Vatican! I will try for an audience with the Emperor (he does look a bit like the Emperor from Star Wars), but am not sure of my chances.

Babaa

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Tale of:the Missed Flight

Today, Wonder Woman has let me down. For those who don't know, the only thing that can wake me up in the morning, is the themetune to that classic 70's show "Wonder Woman", which blares out of my mobile phone every morning. This morning, somehow, I completely missed her and her "satin tights", and instead of waking up at 5:15am, I woke naturally at 6:30am. Yikes! I had never had such a quick shower in my life! Luckily I had already packed, and just had to grab my bag and run out the door. Stanstead Airport however, is not so easy to get to, and it took me roughly 2 hours to get there. Being the eternal optimist that I am, I thought that I could still make the flight, so I jumped to the head of a check-in counter, hoping against all hope, but as the title of this blog entry gives away, I missed it. In fact, by the time I had gotten to the counter, the flight was due to leave in 3 minutes. Still, I could have made it if they'd let me. Security only takes one minute, right?

So, I am standing at an internt booth now (yes, standing), punching away at these strangely heavily weighted keys, giving my fingers a workout. I did manage to get a later flight to Rome, so all is not lost. I have learned that the price of optimism is a cranked-up credit card after all. Well, I was expecting an adventure, right?

Thanks to everybody for my birthday wishes by the way.I had a great night with my flatmate at the pub, having a roast turkey dinner and a couple of beers. Oh, and that's another thing about here, there are so many different types of beers! Lagers, Bitters, Guinness et al. The lagers come cold, and the bitters are slightly less so (but believe me, when it's cold as it is here, the idea of a frosty beer flies out the window). I keep trying new beers, as I haven't found anything stellar yet (excuse the pun). There is a beer called "Hoegarden" which I tried last week at my friend S____'s birthday drinks, and after a couple of pints, was told that it is really strong. So on my birthday, I avoided the Hoe, and chose the beer next to it. After a couple of pints I could barely walk, and the barman told me that the beer I chose is even stronger than Hoegarden. "Whaddaya mean?", I said, with an intoxicated giggle...

Baaaaa... *bleaugh*

Friday, December 14, 2007

The Fable of the Drop Bears

Today was fun at work, because I managed to get someone to believe in that great Australian myth... the dreaded "Drop Bear". For those who don't know, it is every Australian's obligation whilst overseas, or when entertaining overseas visitors, to explain about this maligned, carnivorous beast. A larger (up to 4 feet) cousin to the Australian Koala Bear, the Drop Bear sports a wide array of cruel teeth (all the better for biting with). It drops from the trees onto unsuspecting travellers and rips their bodies apart in a gruesome display of merciless, carnivorous barbarity. 

Well, I took the opportunity today to slide a mention of the Drop Bear into conversation today with my colleague D___. D___ is a little bit gullible (in a nice way), and has never been to Australia. Ha! A perfect candidate! I really had him going for a while, too. It was only when I mentioned the voracity at which they tear your head off and burrow into your insides, that he started to see through my charade. Wanting to keep it going though, I said "Well, why don't you Google it then?", in the hope that somebody has posted something. I wasn't disappointed. Much to the credit of Google, a page at the very top of the rankings completely supported the existence of Drop Bears, together with the image sported to the left. (Hehe... there must be an Aussie working at Google). This was all very well, and now I had D___ totally in my clutches! How could he continue to deny in the face of such overwhelming evidence?

The whole thing went on for some time, until finally D___ looked at a Wikipedia reference that referred to the Drop Bears as an Australian hoax. As you could imagine, I had quite a few inner guffaws at D___'s expense. It was quite hard to suppress them at times.

Baa 

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Story of the Racist

This morning I was up and about rather late, as the heater wasn't on this morning, and the temperature was -1 degree (probably colder as I didn't check until I got to work). I put on 4 layers of clothes, my scarf, gloves and jacket and shivering, went out to face the day. My place is located right next to a beautiful park, which has some lovely places to walk. Also there is a squirrel there that is very friendly and comes right up to you. I have named him Pedrolito (why not?) However I didn't see him this morning on my travels. Seems it was too cold even for poor Pedrolito.

Having got to Victoria station where I change to a bus, I found at the ticket gates that my weekly ticket had run out, and so was made to wait while everyone else went through so I could talk to the attendant. Another guy was in the same situation, so we waited together. He was friendly enough, and about 6' 7" tall! Anyway, we were given directions to go to a ticket office where we could purchase a new weekly ticket. Unfortunately the directions led us nowhere, and so we had to turn around and go back. The following conversation ensued:

M: Damn, they've sent us on a wild goose chase.
B: Yeah, it's not down this way.
M: No, let's go back and ask
B: Yeah, black bastard.
M: ???

M: It's not his fault, he's just doing his job
B: Not that guy, the black bastard that sold me this ticket.

Damn I was angry! But I haven't heard this kind of talk much in Sydney, so I didn't really have time to formulate a response apart from defending the poor ticket guy on a personal level. Honestly, I must be so sheltered in Sydney, as I don't really hear that kind of talk much. I thought in London there would be even less of that kind of thing. I guess it doesn't matter where you are, there are racist bigots everywhere.

And so, it is with some sadness that I award the "Bigot of the Month" award to this despicable person. There is no place for racism in a civilized society, and I was so mad on the train and kept thinking of all the things I should have said to that guy.

Humph.

Apart from this, my day was rather nice. Found a coffee shop guy in Notting Hill who I can practise my Italian with.


Baa baa

Saturday, December 08, 2007

The Story of the Wet Shoes

Well, for those of you who have even a passing knowledge of me, heck, even people who pass me in the supermarket, know that I have a slight issue with times, places and losing things. Well, you won't be disappointed to know that I have sofar lost 2 umbrellas, and had numerous close calls with other items, been lost numerous times, been half an hour late for meeting people, yes, my somewhat forgetful, distracted, yet charming nature has not changed. But I try. Today I was to meet some friends in Southbank (the southern side of the Thames river, near Waterloo) at Waterloo tube station at 12.30. Of course I made a huge effort, and was there 15min early, so sat and had coffee. As it turns out however, I was actually at "Victoria" station, so come 12.30 when my friends called, I smugly announced that I was sitting in the cafe having a coffee, come join me. Yes well. half an hour later when I finally did catch up with them... Yes, I really must thank all of my friends for their patience.

The weather today was atrocious, but I was glad to get out of the house. Southbank is a wonderful place, and picking up a music program for the Entertainment Hall I was amazed at just how many shows there are on here! So many classical music concerts and operas, all the time! It really is quite incredible, so much to do and see! So after wandering around for a little, we decided to catch a movie (the weather really required it), so we caught a classic "All About Eve", a 50's academy award winner with Bette Davis. Was great! The rain was pelting down when we came out, and so I was glad I remembered my umbrella (ha!). Unfortunately I had decided to wear one of my two pairs of shoes that are not waterproof. Actually, neither of the two pairs of shoes that I brought are waterproof. It is a bit like the feeling when you walk in the rain without an umbrella knowing that you are going to get completely soaked, so you kind of let go and enjoy the experience of getting wet. Well it was a bit like that with my wet feet, just without the enjoyment. *sigh*. So my next purchase is going to be a sturdy pair of waterproof shoes. Especially before I go to Italy.

Well I'm off to check on my Xmas pudding that I made (er... bought from the supermarket). Missing you all terribly!

Ba

Saturday, December 01, 2007

The Tale of the Banarchitects

Beyoncè takes a tumble but gets right back up again. Badass!Well it has been a long first week in London. I have managed to open a bank account, make 4 new friends, find a place to live, move into a new place, take a walk through the west-end, have drinks in Soho, all of which while working full-time in my job. Yes, like Beyoncè's fall on stage, I have hit the ground running. My job is rather busy at the moment (well I was supposed to be here 6 weeks ago), so am struggling to keep on top. And I have been late a couple of times (in London a '12' bus is completely different to a 'P12' bus). All in all however am doing rather well I must say.

It is so strange to hear all the British accents. There are so many different ones as well. Some people sound like Eastenders extras, others sound more like Trisha Goodard. I am surprised though how friendly people are here. At first glance, everybody seems a bit cold and stand-offish, however once you start to engage them they are so polite and helpful.

Last Saturday I moved into my new place! I am now living in East Dulwich, which is delightful. While not very close to the city, it is near an amazing cheese shop, which sold me in the end. I haven't tried their Pecorino yet, but that will come. After the move, I had lunch with my new flatmate James. He is a carpenter who renovated the place himself, which is why it looks so fabulous. We went to our local pub and had roast something-or-other. Had my first warm beer (which kind of makes sense in this weather). The interesting thing about British pubs on a weekend is that children are running around everywhere, and on the way to the toilet, I almost tripped over a dog that was lying there. It certainly wasn't a guide dog, as it was so grizzled that it looked like it would need its own guide. It is a real family atmosphere, something that Australian pubs don't really have because Australians generally go outdoors more.

Bananarama before they suckedLast Sunday in particular was fun. I caught up with my Boss's brother and his partner, and we did a pub lunch (again) in Islington. It is a very nice area, and full of rows upon rows of houses looking the same. Reminds me a lot of the movie "Love, Actually" with the delightful Hugh Grant. Anyway, I digress. After our lunch, we walked back to S___ place and on the way, the boys showed me the place where Bananarama used to live! Yes, these icons had 4 houses built especially for them! But wait, 4 houses and only 3 bananas... something doesn't add up I hear you say. As it turns out, the fourth house was for their manager. I could just picture Siobahn needing some olive oil, and she races over to Keren's, who is baking muffins with Sara. Well, at least that's how I imagine it. Seriously, this should be near the top of the sightseeing on anybody's list of things to do in London. It really made my day! Just try not to look too much at the Banarchitechture, as they're not the prettiest houses...

Bababaaa

Friday, November 23, 2007

Beverley's Travel Tips #456 - Coffee

Travelling in the United Kingdom, one really must remember that they do many things in a strange and unusual way. Like coffee.

Londoners have yet to embrace the broad swathe of coffee culture, and as such have not yet introduced the "Flat White" to their considerable menu. Don't do what I did and ask for a "Flat White", as this only serves to confuse, and you are likely to receive almost anything. In my case (at Starbucks), when I asked for a "Flat White", I received a "Long Black". Ah yes, simple to understand to the cultured Australian ear, but to the British, it is just a series of grunts and gestures.

(apologies to my British friends, of course when I say "British" I really mean "all the Brits except my British friends whom I really love and cherish")

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The story of the "Oyster" card

Arriving in London on Tuesday morning (at 5am mind you), I took the express train to Paddington (which incidentally, only takes about 15min to get there, but I was so tired at the time that I didn't care). Lugging my oversized luggage around, I finally made my way out of the station and found the hotel. Interestingly, I haven't met anybody who works in the hotel who has a British accent. French, Polish, Romanian, and the doorman, whose accent I haven't worked out yet (and he has the world's worst hairpiece, must try to get photo ). The weather isn't as bad as everybody said it would be. Ha! And those warm jumpers that I bought in Hong Kong are exactly what I needed to stave off the cold.

After checking in and resting a bit, I was full of beans and decided to take a bus/tube trip around the city. Very fun! Marble Arch, Mayfair, Park Lane... I was taking a trip through a Monopoly™ board! I'm sure people must have thought that I was a little strange, walking around and taking in the sites, smiling at strangers that little bit too much. But hey, I didn't care! London - city of splendor! And then it started to rain...

Interestingly, on the tube now there is a kind of smart card called an "Oyster" card, which you just swipe over the turnstiles and it lets you through. You put credit on the card, so it just takes the amount off your total. Kind of like eftpos without the "effort" (haha). No PIN number needed. I was already familiar with this, as they have the exact same card in Hong Kong (they call it an "Octopus" card). It is an Australian company who created the technology, and now are hauling in the cash from all over the world. In Hong Kong however, you don't just use the card on public transport, you can use it almost everywhere! Bakeries, shops, vending machines et al. I haven't confirmed this, but you may even be able to use them in brothels. This in mind, I waltzed into a newsagent on Wednesday night, noting his "Oyster" payment point, and having selected my gum, quietly placed it on the counter, with my "Oyster" card poised.

"39p" said the attendant. I smiled knowingly, and, swiping my card across the payment point uttered confidently: "Oyster Card". The man gave me a look that seemed to imply that I was clearly insane. A conversation then ensued that (hindered by his bad english) went something along the lines of:
"Your balance..."
"Yes, Oyster Card"
"You cannot sir"
"Oh, but I want to pay with my Oyster Card"
"That is your balance sir"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"What?"
"Balance!"
"Huh?"
etc...

Eventually the guy in the line behind me said that these access points are only for checking your balance, and you can't actually buy anything else but transport tickets with them. Sheepishly I pulled out some coins and quietly left the shop. My (over)confidence with my "Oyster" card was dashed. My spirits weren't down for long though, hey, I'm in London after all! And isn't that Big Ben over there? Er... no it isn't actually, it's just a church tower... but you get the idea.

Baaaaa....

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The tale of the golf carts

18-11-2007


Repulse Bay at nightI stayed over at Vincent's place on Saturday night in Repulse Bay. He has a fantastic view of the bay from his apartment, and it is a nice contrast to the busy, intense atmosphere of Causeway Bay. Vincent has a large apartment, with room in the back for the maids, which he used to make climb the ladder to their top bunk at age 70... (actually, that is not quite the real story, but it makes for a good story). If they didn't work, then he would beat them with his maid stick (actually, that is a down-and-out lie). Actually Vincent is very lovely indeed and would never do anything like that (apologies).

Vincent, Claire, Bean, Rob & Paul at Claire's placeIn the evening, Vincent and I caught up with Bean and Paul, and we took a ferry to a friends place in Discovery Bay on Lantau island. This island has the most low-rise buildings I have seen in the whole of Hong Kong. The one that Claire and Rob live in has only 5 stories! Tiny! They have 2 dogs and a large backyard. They used to live in Happy Valley, but this place is bigger and they both are very happy there. The amusing thing about this island is that the government has banned all cars from the island (except buses and taxis), which it makes it difficult to get around. However the government has introduced a loophole by allowing a maximum of 300 registered golf carts. So what do you think happens on an island of filthy rich to whom money is no object? You guessed it, the price of golf carts has shot up. Rob told me that they are currently going for around $700,000HK (about $100K AUD)! Yes, that is more than the cost of a BMW or Mercedes for a GOLF CART! Welcome to Hong Kong.

Anyway, Claire and Rob's apartment also happens to be situated directly opposite to Disneyland Hong Kong, which has a firework show every night. So EVERY night, they get to see a firework display! Strangely, they refused my requests for them to adopt me. Hmm...

And that was my final night in Hong Kong. Tomorrow I am off to London finally. Time for a little last minute shopping I think. I am sure there is a spare centimetre that I can squeeze into my bag.

baa.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

The story of the first day in Hong Kong

Well. I am here. After 8 weeks of nail-biting visa tension, I am finally off and away. The flight was fairly uneventful, but I could choose any movie I liked so I watched 'Hairspray' and 'Evan Almighty'. Not bad. The kosher meal was great!


The insane crowds of people flocking the streetsToday I got up and had breakfast with Bean, which was interesting. It was a kind of deep-fried bread wrapped in rice noodle, with fried noodles on the side... not sounding too healthy, but was delicious. And a bargain too at only about $4.50. After that it was time to hit the shops. I went looking for a USB hub for my laptop, and ended up with two new warm tops (so cheap, and I am going to London after all).


Bean's parents and meThen I met Bean and his parents for Yum-Cha, where I was promptly handed back my passport which I had left in Paul's car the night before on the way in from the airport. Whoops. (But don't worry mum, that kind of thing doesn't happen too often, I'm normally much better organised). After that I took a rattly old double-decker tram down to happy valley to watch the horse races. On the way back, I came through Sogo, which was awash with people. It is so hard to explain unless you have been in a big sea of people like that what it is like. People everywhere! There is just so much happening that it is quite overwhelming. There are people handing out pamphlets everywhere, and people shouting, cars honking, construction noise, trams dinging; really it was a cacophany of sound. So much so that by the time I got back to the flat, I felt exhausted.


Tonight it is off to dinner, and then am staying at my friend Vincent's place in Repulse Bay (on the South side of the island). Having a great time!


=:) baaa